Where to begin and the associated cautionary tales

I'm running away to play in the desert but I've missed y'all so here's a little something to tide you over until I come back with some fresh new tales ;)

https://soundcloud.com/user-956563236/season-1-episode-3

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/season-1-episode-3/id1416437871?i=1000418693673&mt=2